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Justė, Jaxstyle, Jon - Turn The Lights Off (AFROJACK Remix)
AFROJACK flipped Turn The Lights Off into a big room weapon. Justė, Jaxstyle and Jon probably didn't see this coming.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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Habstrakt & Simona Shao - Mine
Habstrakt and Simona Shao making bass house that sounds like a threat. The groove is immaculate, the drop is meaner.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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SUPERSTRINGS - NEON DUSK PROTOCOL
Read more . . . →A track called “NEON DUSK PROTOCOL” in all caps is making promises, and SUPERSTRINGS mostly keeps them. This is full-fat trance, the kind with a soaring lead that aims straight for the back of an arena and a breakdown built to make 10,000 people put their hands up at once. We’ve been light on trance lately, which is a shame, because when it hits right there’s nothing else quite like that euphoric rush. The build here is textbook in the best sense, tension stacked patiently until the release feels earned rather than cheap. SUPERSTRINGS clearly grew up on the Armada...
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This Week on coldplaysucks — June 7–14, 2026
Read more . . . →Sixty-two tracks went up this week and house ate most of the plate, which is very on brand for a blog that claims to love everything and clearly has a type. Drum & bass kept pace, the bass crowd got fed, and Hardwell apparently decided to move in. We didn’t change the locks. Here’s what mattered. Track of the Week Chase & Status - BADDADAN (KNOCK2 RMX) “BADDADAN” was already a UK jungle monster that refused to leave festival sets alone, so KNOCK2 dragging it across the Atlantic and rebuilding it for the American bass scene was always going to...
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feelslikeimfallinginasleep: Two Years Later
Read more . . . →Two years ago today, Coldplay released “feelslikeimfallinginlove.” A song title with no spaces, like they tried to register a domain name and gave up halfway through. It still sucks. This was the lead single off Moon Music, the moment Chris Martin decided the band’s real problem was too many spaces in the track titles and not enough four-on-the-floor thump lifted off a 2014 festival main stage. It’s the sound of a man who heard dance music once, through a wall, and tried to rebuild it from memory. The title was honest about one thing, just not the verb they picked....
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This Week on coldplaysucks — June 14–21
Read more . . . →Big week, and house ran it. We posted a pile of tracks and the four-on-the-floor crowd showed up deepest — tech house, soulful house, afro house, the works. Drum and bass kept pace right behind, trance refused to die, and somewhere in the middle a bunch of producers flipped songs that have no business still hitting this hard in 2026. Coldplay released nothing. The week improved accordingly. Track of the Week Sigma, Soul II Soul, Capo Lee & Zimma - BACK 2 LIFE (ft. Liv Campbell) Flipping “Back to Life” is a way to get yourself run out of town,...
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gabriawll - Let You Never
gabriawll arrived out of nowhere with this one and it's been stuck in my head since. Can't explain it. Just listen.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Far East Movement & The Cataracs ft. DEV - Like A G6 (Manila Killa Remix)
Read more . . . →Okay, this one’s a genuine surprise. Manila Killa took Like A G6, the 2010 club anthem that everyone pretended to hate and secretly loved, and rebuilt it as a drum and bass track. On paper that should be a disaster. In practice it absolutely rips. The original’s hook is so embedded in a certain generation’s brain that hearing it over rolling DnB drums creates this weird time-travel feeling, like your high school memories got remastered. Manila Killa is smart about it too. He doesn’t lean entirely on nostalgia, he actually flips the energy into something that works on a current...
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Sudley, Ekko & Sidetrack & What Eva - Cool For Me
Read more . . . →That’s a lot of names on one track, and somehow nobody’s stepping on anybody’s toes. Monstercat keeps a steady pipeline of this glossy, festival-ready liquid DnB, and “Cool For Me” is a clean example of the formula done right. The vocal is sweet without being saccharine, the kind of hook that gets stuck in your head on the walk to work whether you invited it or not. Underneath, the drums roll with that effortless Monstercat polish where every hit lands exactly where your body expects it. I sometimes give the label grief for being a little too clean, a little...
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En:vy - Call Me
En:vy blurring the line between melodic dubstep and actual feelings. This one hits different and you can't explain why.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogShips in 3–5 days. The outrage ships immediately.
