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    • NEOTEK & ARCTURA - Fire
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      NEOTEK & ARCTURA - Fire

      If you’ve got a soft spot for the big, emotional end of bass music and you’re tired of pretending you don’t, Fire is going to find you. NEOTEK and ARCTURA are deep in melodic bass territory here, the Monstercat house style where the drops are about the feeling as much as the impact. It opens on a vocal and a piano that promise a straight ballad and then the low end arrives to complicate that promise, a growl big enough to fill a stadium sitting under a topline reaching for the rafters. That contrast is the whole genre in miniature, prettiness and heaviness fighting over the same three minutes and both somehow winning. The vocal is drenched in the kind of longing this style runs on, the sort of performance that would be too much in a quieter setting and lands just right buried in all this weight. The production...

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    • Oliverse - Need You
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      Oliverse - Need You

      There’s a moment about two thirds through “Need You” where the drums cut out completely and leave the vocal hanging alone for two bars, and it’s the whole reason to hear this. Oliverse works the melodic end of bass music, the stuff with actual chords under the weight, and Need You leans hard into the pretty before it detonates. When the drop finally comes back it’s fuller and nastier than the tension promised, a real payoff rather than a polite one. The vocal is chopped into a hook that sits somewhere between longing and desperation, and he loops it just past the point of comfort. I’ve had it on repeat while doing nothing in particular and it keeps yanking my attention back off whatever I’m supposed to be doing. Oliverse has a knack for making the melodic stuff land without going soft, and this is another one where the payoff...

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    • Phosphr - AcidBoy
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      Phosphr - AcidBoy

      About halfway through AcidBoy a 303 line comes squirming up out of the mix like something that shouldn’t be alive, and from that point the track belongs to it. This is dubstep built on an acid backbone, a pairing that has no business working as well as it does: the squelch of classic acid house wrapped in the weight of modern bass music. Phosphr is a UKF Dubstep find and the channel clearly heard what I’m hearing, a producer with a real feel for tension who isn’t afraid to let a sound get genuinely ugly. The low end is filthy in the useful sense, all grit and no polish, and the acid line threads through it like a wire come loose. What I like most is that it never fully resolves the friction between the two ideas. The acid keeps wanting to sprint, the bass keeps dragging it back down...

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      This Week on coldplaysucks: Sep 13 - 20

      Thirty-eight posts this week. DnB took the biggest share, Amelie Lens showed up twice, Zeds Dead showed up twice, and a deep house track from March is sitting at the top of the weekly chart because this website has excellent long-term taste. Five new entries on the monthly board, five knocked off. Turnover season. The Charts TLM feat. Merely - Summer Jam: holding the top for a second straight week. Listen → Isam Hadjih feat. Ormella - In My Dreams: new on the chart and already running the weekly board. Listen → Dimension & Subsonic - Ghost Town: new entry. Listen → Seven Lions & Kill The Noise - I Need: new entry. Listen → Born On Road & P Money - Bristol Style: cooling off, down from the two spot. Listen → Jay Baptiste - Melissa I’m Drunk And Outside: climbing, up from eight. Best title on the board....

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      Every 4.23 Seconds

      Elon Musk made $158 billion at Tesla last year. His median employee made $57,243. That means Musk earned a full year of his average worker’s salary every 4.23 seconds. Not every minute. Every 4.23 seconds. You can’t read this paragraph faster than that man out-earns the people building his cars. The AFL-CIO’s latest Paywatch report has the average S&P 500 CEO making 312 times what their median worker earns. Up from 285 the year before. Highest ratio in three decades of counting. And those numbers exclude Musk entirely, because his payout is so large it breaks the average. Factor him in and the ratio stops being a statistic and starts being a hostage situation. Nobody earns $158 billion. That is not a salary, it’s a glitch in a system that stopped pretending to work for anyone at the bottom. The guy who spent last year gutting federal agencies collected 2.5...

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    • Lynxie - Nothing Left To Lose
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      Lynxie - Nothing Left To Lose

      This is bigger and sadder than an NCS release has any right to be. Lynxie’s “Nothing Left To Lose” landed on the gaming-soundtrack label everyone knows from a decade of Fortnite montages, and it comfortably outclasses the format around it. The vocal is the centre of gravity, a real performance with grit in it rather than the anonymous topline these tracks usually run on, selling the title like she means every word of it. When the drop hits it goes full melodic-bass, wide synths and a beat that punches without turning brittle, and it never loses the thread of the ache underneath. NCS gets written off as content-farm background music, and every so often the pipeline turns up a genuinely affecting song like this one that makes the smugness look cheap. The production is clean to a fault, maybe a hair too polished, but the song underneath is strong enough...

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    • Submorphics - Time Moves Slow (ft. Whitt)
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      Submorphics - Time Moves Slow (ft. Whitt)

      It was raining when this came on and I’m now convinced Time Moves Slow was engineered for exactly that weather. Submorphics has spent years in the liquid drum and bass world making rollers that put mood over muscle, and this one, with Whitt on vocals, might be the most devastating thing he’s done this year. The break rolls soft and continuous underneath while the vocal drifts over the top, unhurried, a little sad, the sound of a Sunday you don’t want to end. Liquid gets written off as the polite corner of drum and bass and tracks like this are why that’s lazy: the emotion here has real weight, it’s just delivered with a light hand. The bassline is all melody, round and low, and the arrangement leaves space for the silence between hits to actually matter. There’s a moment where the drums drop out and the vocal hangs almost...

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    • Kevin de Vries, Stylo, MONTE - Be My Own
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      Kevin de Vries, Stylo, MONTE - Be My Own

      You know the exact feeling this track is built to produce: hands up, eyes shut, festival at dusk, that big melodic-techno surge that’s become the default emotion of European dancefloors. Kevin de Vries is one of the main architects of that sound, the strain Afterlife turned into a religion, and “Be My Own” with Stylo and MONTE is the formula at full power. A brooding arpeggio, a vocal drowned in reverb and longing, a long climb toward a drop that swaps bass weight for pure altitude. I’ll be honest that this sound is everywhere now, sanded into a template by a hundred producers chasing the same sunset, and plenty of it bores me stiff these days. This one doesn’t, mostly because the arpeggio actually moves, mutating under the vocal instead of parking on a single loop, and the drop lands with real force behind it. De Vries helped write this...

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    • Performance Review
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      Performance Review

      Record profits. The ottoman has a mortgage. Every earnings call uses the word “growth” like it grew itself. Somebody drew that line, and in this picture he’s the one with the bruises and a back that doubles as a coffee table. The whiskey glass alone costs more than his shift. The red in the chart is the same red on his shirt, and nobody in the room is going to mention that. The stock price does not have feelings. The footstool does.

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    • Tomatow - CTRL (ft. Papa Khan)
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      Tomatow - CTRL (ft. Papa Khan)

      I put CTRL on to test some headphones and forgot I was supposed to be listening for the headphones. Tomatow builds this around Papa Khan’s vocal, a hybrid-trap thing that leans as much on songwriting as on the drop, which is rarer in this corner than it should be. The verses simmer, all restraint and space, Papa Khan’s voice sitting close and intimate before the beat kicks the doors open. When the drop hits it goes wide and heavy without losing the melody, a bass sound that snarls under the topline rather than swallowing it whole. There’s a stutter-edit on the vocal right before the second drop that acts like a countdown, ratcheting the tension a notch past comfortable. Trap gets accused of being all drop and no song, and CTRL is a decent rebuttal, a track where you’d happily hear the vocal with no beat under it at all....

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