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Poilievre Congratulated the Man Who Just Left Him
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre just watched a fifth MP walk out of his caucus, and his response was to thank the guy. Mark Carney appointed Conservative MP Richard Martel — a sitting member of Poilievre’s own team — to the Senate this week, and Martel took the red chair and left. Four Conservatives before him crossed the floor straight to the Liberals; Martel just got the seat handed to him by the Liberal prime minister instead. Poilievre reportedly found out minutes before it went public. Then he put out a statement wishing Martel well, hoping he’d “continue the fight for affordability, growing...
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Get Out of the Way, Says the Guy Who Wants You to Pay for It
Read more . . . →Yesterday Danielle Smith and Mark Carney rolled out a bitumen pipeline from Bruderheim, Alberta down to the BC coast — a line that’ll run somewhere between $35 and $44 billion depending on which contingency number you believe. Right on cue, Pierre Poilievre showed up to do the one thing he still knows how to do: blame Carney and cheer for oil. “You got one guy standing in the way of it all, and that’s Mark Carney,” he said. “Provide the permit, let the private sector build it, get out of the way and get it done.” Stirring stuff. One problem....
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Poilievre Treats Breaking Up Canada Like a Bargaining Chip
Read more . . . →Alberta is putting a question on the October 19 ballot about whether to start the legal process of leaving Canada. The Leader of His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition went out there this week and the strongest thing he could bring himself to say was that the people who want to break up the country “are not our enemies.” Carney called the referendum what it is — a dangerous bluff. Poilievre called it a feeling we should sit with. “We do not need a different country, Alberta. We need different government policies in Ottawa.” Read that again. The man who wants to...
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Pierre Poilievre, Unity Guy
Read more . . . →The same guy who spent years farming western alienation for votes is now flying to Alberta to ask everyone to calm down. Pierre Poilievre, who built his brand on “Ottawa doesn’t care about you,” is campaigning for Canadian unity ahead of an October referendum on whether the province should pursue separation. He didn’t see the irony. Or he did and is counting on you not to. This is what grievance manufacturing produces. You tell people for a decade that the federal government is the enemy, that climate policy is a personal attack, that elites on Bay Street and in Ottawa...
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Poilievre Called Carney 'Badly Educated in Economics'
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre decided his strategy this week was to question Mark Carney’s economic credentials — calling him “very badly educated in economics.” This is the man who has a PhD in economics from Oxford, ran the Bank of Canada through a recession, and then ran the Bank of England through Brexit. Poilievre’s plan after losing three byelections back to back was to walk into Parliament and tell the PhD economist he doesn’t understand economics. Carney walked into Question Period for their first face-off since the majority win and looked like someone who’d heard the insult coming and couldn’t wait. “One...
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"Tariff Relief" Means Pack Up Your Workers and Leave
Read more . . . →Trump dropped his “tariff relief” offer to Canadian steel companies yesterday: move your production to the US or keep paying 50%. The United Steelworkers — the union representing the people actually doing the work in Hamilton, Sault Ste. Marie, and across the country — called it blackmail and extortion. Not metaphorically. That’s the actual terminology for “relocate everything or face consequences.” They chose a precise word and they meant it. The workers on those lines are already being laid off under the current tariff regime. Trump’s offer doesn’t save them — it gives their employers an offramp to close up...
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Poilievre Calls Reality 'Fear-Mongering'
Read more . . . →Mark Carney looked at the camera Sunday and said the thing every Canadian already knew in their gut: the Americans aren’t our partners anymore, the relationship is a weakness, and we need to diversify or we’re cooked. Premiers from both parties nodded along. New Brunswick’s Susan Holt called it exactly what it is — a vulnerability. Pierre Poilievre’s response? Carney is “pushing fear.” A grown man who wants to run the country watched a full year of tariffs and betrayals and a customs portal owing businesses $166 billion, and decided the real problem is the Prime Minister being honest about...
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Poilievre Got Triple-Trounced and Still Won't Quit
Read more . . . →Mark Carney just locked down a majority government. Three byelections, three wins, double-digit margins. Poilievre’s Conservatives got embarrassed in ridings they should have been competitive in, and four of his own MPs had already crossed the floor before voters even got a chance to confirm what everyone already knew. Fifty-three percent of Canadians prefer Carney as PM. Twenty-three percent back Poilievre. That’s not a political gap, that’s a restraining order. And Pierre’s response? “I’m not going anywhere.” Which is technically true — he’s been going nowhere for months. The man watched his caucus defect, got demolished in every byelection, and...
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Poilievre Can't Even Keep His Own Caucus
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre has lost five MPs to the Liberals since the election. Five. Four of them were his own Conservatives. The latest, Marilyn Gladu, said her constituents want “serious leadership and a real plan” — which is Canadian politician for “my boss is a clown and everyone knows it.” Poilievre’s response was to whine about “backroom deals,” because when your own caucus can’t stand you, it’s obviously someone else’s fault. This is what happens when your entire political identity is being angry on YouTube. Eventually the people who have to work with you figure out the act isn’t an act...
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Poilievre Wants to Kill High-Speed Rail So You Can Save on Gas for Eight Months
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre’s big pitch this week is to cancel the Alto high-speed rail project — a $90 billion line connecting Toronto to Quebec City — and use the savings to fund a gas tax holiday for the rest of 2026. That’s the whole plan. Scrap generational infrastructure that would move millions of people between two of the country’s biggest corridors so drivers can save twelve hundred bucks before Christmas. He’s literally proposing to burn the future to subsidize the present, and he’s framing it like he’s some kind of populist hero for doing it. This is the Conservative playbook every...
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