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They Investigated a Women's College for Having Too Many Women
Read more . . . →A women’s college admitted trans women for a decade and nobody cared. Then they invited Admiral Rachel Levine to give a commencement speech. A conservative legal group filed a complaint. Now the Department of Education is opening a Title IX investigation into Smith College for violating women’s rights — by admitting women the administration doesn’t recognize as women. Title IX was written to stop universities from discriminating against women. The Trump administration is using it to make women’s colleges decide which women count. Smith, Wellesley, and Mount Holyoke are all in range. The law that opened doors is now being...
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Blanke & Megan Ashworth - Colder
Read more . . . →Blanke has a habit of making tracks that feel bigger than they actually are. Colder is three minutes of that. Megan Ashworth’s vocals are the hook and the whole track at once. More like this 808 BEACH, Belle Humble - Here's Where The Story Ends Ahmed Helmy & Doppenberg pres. HEL:BRG - Mind Control Alok, Zeeba, Bruno Martini - Hear Me Now Buy / stream this track →
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Articulated Movement - Pserotaurs
Read more . . . →Ram Records signing someone called Articulated Movement who makes a track called Pserotaurs is peak DnB naming conventions. The track is as chaotic as advertised. More like this Articulated Movement - Devour TANTRON & Wiguez - ICARUS (feat. Moneo) Andromedik, Arcando & Raphaella - Hold Me In Heaven Buy / stream this track →
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Poilievre Called Carney 'Badly Educated in Economics'
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre decided his strategy this week was to question Mark Carney’s economic credentials — calling him “very badly educated in economics.” This is the man who has a PhD in economics from Oxford, ran the Bank of Canada through a recession, and then ran the Bank of England through Brexit. Poilievre’s plan after losing three byelections back to back was to walk into Parliament and tell the PhD economist he doesn’t understand economics. Carney walked into Question Period for their first face-off since the majority win and looked like someone who’d heard the insult coming and couldn’t wait. “One...
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Articulated Movement - Devour
Read more . . . →Articulated Movement again on Ram Records. Devour is the more aggressive side of this project and it earns the name. Chaotic, intentionally. More like this Articulated Movement - Pserotaurs TANTRON & Wiguez - ICARUS (feat. Moneo) Andromedik, Arcando & Raphaella - Hold Me In Heaven Buy / stream this track →
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Armin van Buuren & Andrew Bayer - Serendipity (Live at A State of Trance Rotterdam 2026)
Read more . . . →Live ASOT Rotterdam. Armin and Andrew Bayer sharing a stage is already worth the runtime and the crowd confirms it. This is what trance events are supposed to feel like. More like this Armin van Buuren & ARGY feat. Marlo Rex - Like A Child (Live from Ultra Miami 2026) Armin van Buuren & Olive Anguz - Vem Comigo (Live @ ASOT 2026) Armin van Buuren & Richard Durand & Dicosis - Always You (ASOT 2026 Anthem) Buy / stream this track →
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The Tariff Refund That Isn't Coming
Read more . . . →The Supreme Court killed most of Trump’s tariffs. The government owed $166 billion in refunds. They built a portal and said everyone would get their money back. Two-thirds of eligible importers couldn’t log in when it launched. Small businesses spent hours on hold with Customs and got no answer. Trade experts are now telling anyone who’ll listen that the government will probably just keep tens of billions it’s legally required to return — not out of malice, just attrition. The application process is complex enough that most small claims will time out or get buried, and nobody’s going to prison...
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Andromedik, Arcando & Raphaella - Hold Me In Heaven
Read more . . . →Raphaella’s vocals over this DnB production are doing things. Andromedik knows what he’s doing and Arcando adds just enough to not feel redundant. This one sticks. More like this TANTRON & Wiguez - ICARUS (feat. Moneo) Articulated Movement - Devour Articulated Movement - Pserotaurs Buy / stream this track →
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AFROJACK - Take Over Control (feat. Eva Simons) [Nitefreak Remix]
Read more . . . →Someone decided we needed a 2026 version of a 2010 classic. Nitefreak doesn’t embarrass themselves. The original still slaps more but this is a fine update. AFROJACK back on coldplaysucks — Afrojack - TAKE OVER CONTROL (VEILED EYE REMIX) More like this Afrojack - TAKE OVER CONTROL (VEILED EYE REMIX) Joshua Robbie, Dawty - Addicted 2 U (feat. Preston Harris, Trxnz) Spinnin' Sessions Radio - Episode #681 Buy / stream this track →
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WinWel, Pan & Cookie - Calling Out To You
Read more . . . →Three names, one seriously good track. Pan & Cookie have been putting out quality for years and WinWel fits right in. The kind of electronic that actually makes you feel something. More like this 808 BEACH, Belle Humble - Here's Where The Story Ends Ahmed Helmy & Doppenberg pres. HEL:BRG - Mind Control Alok, Zeeba, Bruno Martini - Hear Me Now Buy / stream this track →
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