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Chinese State TV Had a Better Seat
Read more . . . →Trump banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House for writing things he didn’t like. A federal judge told him that was unconstitutional. The White House kept barring reporters anyway. And while American journalists stood outside on the sidewalk, Chinese state media walked right in to cover Xi Jinping’s state dinner. The President of the United States gave a propaganda arm of the Chinese Communist Party more access to his own house than the American press. This is the same man who spent a decade calling China the greatest threat to American security. The same guy who slapped...
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Sustance - North Star
Sustance makes 174 BPM feel unhurried on North Star, warm liquid drum and bass built for the drive home, not the rewind.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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Sota - Poison
Sota's Poison is a jump-up fight starter with zero manners and a bass snarl that clears out anyone who was never any fun anyway.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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BraydenK, Duke Gray - Feel Alive
BraydenK and Duke Gray swap the trap snare for a detuned choir glitching mid-hymn. Sweet topline, nasty low end. Best call on the record.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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Pola & Bryson & Harriet Jaxxon - This Time
Harriet Jaxxon sounds like she's crying and dancing at once on This Time, and Pola & Bryson build a whole liquid dnb bloom around her.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Giving Back
Read more . . . →The donation box is load-bearing. Without it, this is just a man eating two lobsters. The tuxedo, the chandelier, the gold watch, the lobster the size of a corgi. And then the cardboard cube, positioned like a garnish. It fits exactly one folded bill, which is the point. Tax-deductible compassion, portioned to fit next to the bread plate.
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Blaze presents UDAUFL feat. Barbara Tucker - Most Precious Love (Copyright Remix)
Barbara Tucker's vocal on this Blaze and UDAUFL house anthem still hits like gospel. The Copyright remix touches nothing sacred. Hands up.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Oden & Fatzo x Astels - Take Our Time (Extended Mix)
Oden & Fatzo x Astels lock a groove on Take Our Time and just refuse to let go for seven minutes. I put it on to test speakers, lost twenty.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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AFROJACK & Martin Garrix - Turn Up The Speakers (Julian Jordan Remix)
Julian Jordan hauls the Afrojack and Martin Garrix stadium-slayer into 2026 and the daft big-room energy survived. Fire alarm drops, sharpened.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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Four Days Until Your Whisky Disappears
Read more . . . →In four days, it becomes illegal to import Canadian whisky into the United States. Also banned: Canadian beer, wine, vodka, cider, motorcycles, and whey protein. Trump signed the executive orders as retaliation for Canada’s retaliatory tariffs, which were retaliation for his original tariffs, which were retaliation for Canada having the nerve to exist next door. The circle of punishment lands, as it always does, on the person holding the receipt. This is what a trade war looks like when one side runs out of ideas. You can’t negotiate your way to a win, so you take the other country’s beer...
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