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Jay Baptiste - Melissa I'm Drunk And Outside
Read more . . . →The title alone earns a post. Melissa I’m Drunk And Outside is the kind of name that tells you the whole story before a single beat drops, and Jay Baptiste backs it up with a track that sounds exactly like a 2am decision you’ll regret in the best possible way. Spinnin put this out and it’s got that big accessible dance energy the label has built an empire on, but the writing has more personality than the average festival filler. It’s playful and a little chaotic, which fits a song literally named after drunk-texting someone from their front lawn. The...
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JON CASS & FADENT - FLUTTER
Read more . . . →Monstercat surfaced this one and FLUTTER lands right in that melodic-dubstep sweet spot the label has been mining for years. JON CASS and FADENT build it like a proper emotional rollercoaster, all soaring synth work in the intro before the bass design crashes in and reminds you this is still a heavy track underneath the pretty exterior. That contrast is the entire appeal. You get the goosebumps build and then you get the face-melt, and FLUTTER threads both without feeling stitched together. The melodic writing is genuinely strong here, not just a thin excuse to get to the drop. Monstercat...
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Jump-Up: The Drum & Bass Subgenre Everyone Pretends to Hate
Jump-up is the bass-led DnB subgenre purists pretend to hate and then rinse at the rave. What it is, the labels, the MCs, and why it always wins.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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Justin Hawkes - Stomp
Read more . . . →Justin Hawkes has quietly become one of the most reliable names in dancefloor drum and bass, and Stomp is him doing what he does best, which is make something that detonates a room without overcomplicating it. The build is patient, the kind that has a whole crowd’s hands creeping up before the drop even hits, then it pays off with this big stomping low end that earns the title literally. Hawkes always brings a little musicality to his heavier stuff, so even when this thing is bouncing your skull around there’s a hook holding it together. It’s festival DnB engineered...
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MIND - Out Of Reach
MIND's Out Of Reach is MrSuicideSheep at its best — melancholy electronic with real restraint. Headphones on, window out.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Defqon.1 let a meme collective close the mainstage and honestly, good
Read more . . . →The strangest booking of Defqon.1 2026: GPF, a collective whose entire brand is treating gabber as the world’s loudest inside joke, get the RED mainstage on Sunday. That’s the ceremonial closing slot, normally handed to a hardstyle institution with a decade of history behind it. This year it goes to the people making uptempo bootlegs of pop songs. I’m fully on board. 1. GPF, DJ Gollum, BassWar & CaoX - I Want It That Way (Uptempo) Yes, it’s the Backstreet Boys. Yes, it’s pushing 180 BPM and completely sincere about being ridiculous. The whole point of GPF is that you...
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This Week on coldplaysucks — June 7–14, 2026
Read more . . . →Sixty-two tracks went up this week and house ate most of the plate, which is very on brand for a blog that claims to love everything and clearly has a type. Drum & bass kept pace, the bass crowd got fed, and Hardwell apparently decided to move in. We didn’t change the locks. Here’s what mattered. Track of the Week Chase & Status - BADDADAN (KNOCK2 RMX) “BADDADAN” was already a UK jungle monster that refused to leave festival sets alone, so KNOCK2 dragging it across the Atlantic and rebuilding it for the American bass scene was always going to...
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They Made 200 Years of Your Salary, Then Called You the Cost Problem
Read more . . . →The number that should be on every front page: at half the companies in the S&P 500, the median worker would have to clock in for 200 years to make what their CEO made last year. Two hundred. Last year that figure was 192, so the math is getting worse on schedule. Median CEO pay climbed almost 6% to $17.7 million in 2025, rewarded for “bigger profits and higher stock prices,” which is corporate for “we found new ways to pay you less.” At Coca-Cola the boss pulled roughly 1,739 times the median worker’s $17,947. Read that wage again. That’s...
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Of The Trees x Tape B - Brackish
Of The Trees and Tape B made something that sits between pretty melodic design and absolutely filthy bass. Crank it on a real system.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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Rules - In Your Love
Rules turned In Your Love into a glowing little anthem that plants itself in your head on first listen. Didn't know them. Now I do.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogShips in 3–5 days. The outrage ships immediately.
