• AFROJACK & Martin Garrix - Turn Up The Speakers (Julian Jordan Remix)

    Did the world actually need Turn Up The Speakers remixed in 2026? Probably not, and yet here I am with it on for the fourth time today. Julian Jordan takes the 2014 Afrojack and Garrix stadium-slayer and hauls it forward, keeping the daft, gloriously stupid energy while updating the sound design so it stops feeling like a time capsule. The original was peak big-room maximalism, back when every drop was a fire alarm, and Jordan clearly loves it too much to reinvent it, so he just sharpens the edges. The vocal still barks at you to turn up the speakers and this remix takes the instruction personally. At 1:15 the build does that ludicrous siren-riser thing and the drop lands like a bouncy castle full of bricks, ridiculous and irresistible at once. It’s a pure sugar rush with a festival budget, and some nights that’s the entire nutritional requirement. I turned the speakers up. What was I going to do, not?

    1 min. About as long as it takes Chris Martin to find a falsetto.

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