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Sam Divine - Paradise
Sam Divine's Paradise is house music doing the one thing it's best at: making a stranger's sweaty shoulder feel like family. Pure warmth.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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ZYNØX - Gimme Love
ZYNØX's Gimme Love is future-rave by numbers and the sound of a label running low on ideas. Pretty, loud and forgotten by Thursday.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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Sea Master - From the ocean
Sea Master sounds like being underwater in the best way. The loop builds in a way you don't see coming. Good weird one.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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Zenar, Nicky Jam - Te Conocí
Nicky Jam over a Spinnin dance beat is as glossy and oversized as it sounds. Zenar's Te Conocí is Latin house built for a rooftop at sunset.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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This Week on coldplaysucks: Oct 11 - Oct 18
Read more . . . →Thirty-seven drops this week. House ran the count with eleven, dubstep and drum and bass tied at seven each, and the monthly chart now includes both a budget earbuds review and a tech article about running Bundler as root. I genuinely cannot explain this blog sometimes. The Charts Isam Hadjih feat. Ormella - In My Dreams: five weeks at number one, not budging. Listen → TLM feat. Merely - Summer Jam: locked at two for six straight weeks. Listen → Crashguard - For A Moment: climbed two spots to three, second week on the board. Listen → Cheap Earbuds Review:...
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Twenty-Two Days
Read more . . . →Federal agents raided a sitting congresswoman’s home before sunrise on October 12th. Twenty-two days before the midterms. The Department of Justice sent Homeland Security Investigations to Ilhan Omar’s D.C. house, seized her phone, and issued a dozen subpoenas to her family members. The stated reason: they want to know if her family lied about her age when she immigrated from Somalia in 1995. She was twelve. A prior inquiry in 2019 found insufficient evidence to pursue the claim. Nothing new surfaced. No charges filed. But three weeks before an election the administration desperately needs to win, federal agents showed up...
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sensacya - got my heart on sale
sensacya's got my heart on sale is the saddest cute thing we've heard this week. Heart's discounted, speakers are not. Go listen.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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The Loudness War Never Ended, It Just Moved to Streaming
Streaming normalization was supposed to end the loudness war. It didn't. Why producers still crush masters, and why it wrecks dance music and DnB.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Zack Griffin - Feel It
Can a track be this straightforward and still get me? Zack Griffin's Feel It makes the case with a clean build and no wasted motion. Annoying.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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Org Chart
Read more . . . →The org chart drawn to scale. Woodcut-style pyramid, three tiers, one truth. At the bottom, dozens of figures with their backs bent, literally holding the whole structure on their shoulders. Middle tier: desks, laptops, whatever fills the middle of a slide deck. At the top, one man in a deckchair, legs crossed, staring at the sky like he earned it. Smokestacks on one side, city skyline on the other, and everyone below knows who carries the weight. He gave up pretending to work three promotions ago. The pyramid has always looked like this. It just never had the decency to...
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