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Both Sides
Read more . . . →Cable news finally booked a guest who disagrees with him.
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Crowd Control
Read more . . . →Eight men in body armour, one woman with a thermos and a folding chair. Guess who’s winning.
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In Loving Memory
Read more . . . →Grief used to be a private thing. Now it’s a post, and the lighting is good.
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Plate Charge
Read more . . . →Five thousand a plate to end hunger. The lobster was excellent, thanks for asking.
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Gratuity Included
Read more . . . →20% is standard. 25% if you’d like him to close.
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Grand Opening
Read more . . . →He evicted them in March and cut the ribbon on their soup kitchen in August. Vertical integration.
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We're Number One
Read more . . . →Federal disaster response, visualized. The rescue basket was over budget so they sent morale.
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He's Locked In
Read more . . . →Forty minutes on the same patch and it’s still just noise. Do not interrupt. He knows exactly what he’s doing. (He does not.)
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She Got Past The Bouncer
Read more . . . →Nan’s been raving in that warehouse since before your favorite DJ was born. Seen things in there. Says nothing.
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POV: You Requested A Song
Read more . . . →Static for a face, hands still on the mixer, dead air where the eyes should be. He heard you. He’s choosing not to.
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