It’s a brick. On a pillow. And they’re clapping.
The crowd is losing its mind over a construction brick on a velvet pillow. Mouths open, hands up, the full keynote hysteria. A man in a turtleneck holds it like he’s presenting a relic. Nobody has asked what it does because nobody in the front row was sent here to ask that. The pillow cost more than the product and the product is a brick and the brick just closed a Series B. Pre-orders ship Q3, the waitlist is four months long, and the brick does not charge wirelessly or otherwise.