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Happy Liberation Day
Read more . . . →One year ago today, they liberated us. The savings should be arriving any minute now.
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New Treatment Available for Coldplay Fans
Read more . . . →If you or a loved one has been affected by Involuntary Coldplay Syndrome, you are not alone. You are, however, wrong.
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Spotify's Fastest-Growing Product Category
Read more . . . →One guy in North Carolina made $8 million streaming this stuff with bots. Spotify’s fix? An opt-in protection tool for real artists. Bold strategy, protecting the people you’re barely paying.
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The $175 Billion Self-Own
Read more . . . →He hired them. They ruled his tariffs illegal. Now he owes $175 billion in refunds. The system works, I guess.
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He's Doing This For You
Read more . . . →Young voters asked for no new wars and lower prices. The White House said you’re welcome, here’s both. Inverted. Enlist today.
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Read more . . . →The guy who sells deodorant sweated through his suit at a Trump rally. Sometimes the meme makes itself.
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Markwayne Mullin Launches Debut Fragrance
Read more . . . →New fragrance just dropped. Scent notes include evasion training, things he can’t discuss in a public forum, and bullshit.
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Winding Down
Read more . . . →The man is sending thousands more Marines to the Gulf while posting about “winding down.” Namaste, I guess.
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Diplomatic Immunity from Good Taste
Read more . . . →Trump brought up Pearl Harbor to the Japanese PM like it was tight five material. Diplomacy is dead and this man is doing an open casket.
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Open Mic Night at the White House
Read more . . . →Trump told Japan’s PM he didn’t warn allies about the Iran strikes because “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” Diplomacy is dead and its body is doing a tight five at the Chuckle Hut.
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