Trump told Japan’s PM he didn’t warn allies about the Iran strikes because “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” Diplomacy is dead and its body is doing a tight five at the Chuckle Hut.
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Jun 2026 —
Four days until the window closes on spring and everyone pretends they were a house music person all along. Before festival season swallows the conversation whole,...