Young voters asked for no new wars and lower prices. The White House said you’re welcome, here’s both. Inverted. Enlist today.
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Five Thousand Dollars and a Pinky Swear
Oct 2026 —
Trump is promising every adult American $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms. He calls it a “dividend.” From what? Tariff revenue the Supreme Court already gutted....