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Meta Gives Six Execs $921M Each, Fires 700 Workers The Next Day
Read more . . . →Meta’s board just handed six top executives a new stock package that will pile $921 million onto each of their stacks. Less than 24 hours later, 700 Meta workers got the email. Same company. Same week. Same accountants. The scale breaks your brain if you let it sit. One executive’s new raise alone could keep every single fired worker employed at a solid salary for roughly two decades. There are six of them. Around five and a half billion dollars in fresh comp going to the exact people who decided which 700 families to torch before breakfast. Zuckerberg calls it...
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New Treatment Available for Coldplay Fans
Read more . . . →If you or a loved one has been affected by Involuntary Coldplay Syndrome, you are not alone. You are, however, wrong.
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