• Welcome Mat

    Welcome Mat

    The dollar on the mat is doing a lot of work for 400% APR.

    Rendered like an old engraving, which is generous. Payday lending has been around long enough to be illustrated in the style of a Victorian warning poster, and the image still undersells the damage. The door is a bear trap. A real one, spring-loaded, teeth out, with a single bill on the welcome mat in front of it. Subtle like a car alarm. The sign says PAYDAY LOAN and the building says the rest. Whoever walks in there for one dollar walks out owing the trap.

    1 minute. Used wisely. Unlike most Coldplay run-times.

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    AVE - Meet Me In The Dark (Joel Corry Remix)
    Oct 2026 — Joel Corry strips AVE down to the vocal and bolts on a lean pump built for daytime radio. Shameless, and it works better than it should.
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