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Lens & Tempza - Shogun Sessions
Lens and Tempza for Shogun Sessions — an hour you won't regret losing. Filthy selection, clean mixing, energy doesn't dip once.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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Eros for you - Proud Of Me (feat. Chino)
Eros for you - Proud Of Me feat. Chino via MrSuicideSheep. Chino's vocal carries this with real weight — the production knows when to get out of the way.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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NO BOUNDARIEZ - All Night
NO BOUNDARIEZ on Heldeep with house that exists for one purpose: moving. All Night does exactly that. Turn it up.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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Vektah - Hands Up
Vektah going off on UKF DnB. Hands Up is the kind of track that makes you want to break something in a good way. Absolute pace start to finish.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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The $175 Billion Self-Own
Read more . . . →He hired them. They ruled his tariffs illegal. Now he owes $175 billion in refunds. The system works, I guess.
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He's Doing This For You
Read more . . . →Young voters asked for no new wars and lower prices. The White House said you’re welcome, here’s both. Inverted. Enlist today.
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deadmau5 ft. Stevie Appleton - Science
deadmau5 and Stevie Appleton made a 9-minute cinematic house track called Science. It's the second single from his first album in 10 years.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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deadmau5 - Ameonna
deadmau5 is back after a decade. Ameonna is the first single from his upcoming 2026 album and it sounds like he never left. Vintage mau5.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Kouss - Vividly (feat. Emily Falvey)
Kouss and Emily Falvey on Vividly — Dim Mak putting out something this pretty. Emily's voice carries this somewhere special and Kouss knows when to let the production breathe.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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This Week on coldplaysucks — March 23-29
Read more . . . →188 tracks posted this week. That’s not a typo. Drum and bass absolutely ate — Logistics dropped a full album, Brookes Brothers reminded everyone they still exist, and What So Not decided to make DnB for some reason. It worked. Trance showed up strong at 26 posts and hardstyle kept doing hardstyle things. Let’s get into it. Track of the Week Leftfield feat. John Lydon - Open Up Johnny Rotten screaming over Leftfield. 1995. Still harder than 99% of what came out this week. The original blurb said it best — you only get to discover this one once. 36...
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