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Toolroom Ibiza 2026 - Tech House Mix
Toolroom Ibiza 2026 tech house mix. Background music for pretending you're in Ibiza from your living room. No judgment, it works either way.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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Salesforce Replaced the Engineers. The Salespeople Are Fine.
Read more . . . →Salesforce didn’t hire a single engineer last year. Not one. Marc Benioff — $145 billion company, personal net worth north of $10 billion — stood up and told the world that AI handles the coding now, so why pay humans to do it? Productivity’s up 30%, he said, clearly pleased with himself. Zero new engineers in fiscal year 2026. That’s the headline he volunteered. That’s the thing he thought was worth bragging about. But here’s what he made sure to mention in the same breath: sales is booming. Nearly 20% more salespeople hired. Because someone still needs to walk into...
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Timmy Trumpet x Frank Walker - All My Life (feat. John Martin)
John Martin sang Antidote with Swedish House Mafia. Now he's live on a Timmy Trumpet track, same energy, bigger room, with trumpet.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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The Purge & Coldax & Hans Glock - SIDEQUEST (Tetris Mix)
The Purge, Coldax and Hans Glock made a hardstyle track called SIDEQUEST with a Tetris mix. Dirty Workz went full gamer and I'm here for it.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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Kaizen - Wreker Cauze
Kaizen via Trap Nation. Deliberately misspelled, deliberately heavy, probably annoying to deep house fans. The intentional damage energy is real.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Sustance - Take Cover
Read more . . . →Two Sustance tracks on Shogun in the same drop. “Take Cover” is more aggressive than “Loving You” — same artist, different mode. The range is impressive. Buy / stream this track → More like this Sustance - Dub Special w/ Mad Sam Sustance - Digital Waveband Sustance - Loving You
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Josh One vs Salomé Le Chat - Contemplation (King Britt Funke Remix)
King Britt's funke remix on Defected. Late night deep house where the groove sneaks up on you. Josh One vs Salomé Le Chat done very right.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Sustance - Loving You
Sustance named it 'Loving You' and put it on Shogun Audio. Misleadingly tender title for neurofunk that hits this hard.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Surreal - Inbetween
Read more . . . →Liquicity keeps surfacing stuff like this and I keep posting it. “Inbetween” is exactly what liquid DnB is supposed to feel like — that bassline rollout around the 1-minute mark is perfect. Buy / stream this track → More like this Edlan & Kintsuku - Leap of Faith Galvo - Phased Low:r - Old Souls and New Dreams ft. Malizah
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Toolroom Ibiza 2026 - House Mix
Toolroom's Ibiza 2026 house mix. The sunnier version, fewer snares. Background music for pretending you're somewhere better than you are.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogShips in 3–5 days. The outrage ships immediately.
