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This Week on coldplaysucks — May 25–31, 2026
Read more . . . →Sixty-three posts this week, which sounds excessive until you look at the list and realize the music was the one being excessive — we just kept up. DnB showed up like it had a meeting scheduled, trance quietly loaded nine entries while no one was watching, and SubDocta dropped three separate WAKAAN releases inside 72 hours. Not a light week. Track of the Week Sub Focus - Elevate (SOTA remix) SOTA took a solid Sub Focus track and made something better out of it. The bassline sneaks in patient before everything kicks off, and the drop around two minutes is...
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This Week on coldplaysucks — May 31 – June 7
Read more . . . →Drum and bass didn’t just win this week, it showed up to everyone else’s set and unplugged the gear. The liquid pile alone could fill a digest, and we still found room for an EDC hangover, a Basement Jaxx remix nobody saw coming, and Sully dropping a whole EP like it’s still 2014. House and the heavy stuff filled in the rest. Annoyingly good week. Track of the Week Hybrid Minds - Avalanche Liquid drum and bass gets written off as dinner-party background by people who have clearly never heard it loud. “Avalanche” is the rebuttal — the vocal sits...
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He Flew to Moscow to Ask Permission
Read more . . . →The manosphere’s hardest man spent this week in Moscow. Andrew Tate — the guy who sells teenage boys a religion of never needing anyone’s approval — showed up at Putin’s economic forum visibly looking for some. He was reportedly invited to promote “Christian values,” which is a choice, given that he’s a Muslim convert under criminal investigation for sex crimes in two countries. He got the bread-and-salt welcome, posted a folk-dance video to his timeline, and drew a grand total of three fans outside his hotel after his people promised a swarm. Here’s the part the algorithm won’t push to...
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Horyzon - Sky Blue
Horyzon on Dirty Workz with kick drums that feel like a bad decision and a melody that makes you think it was worth it. Sky Blue earns both.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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Gracie Van Brunt - HOURGLASS
Gracie Van Brunt on Monstercat doing DnB-flavored electronic. Feels like a countdown that keeps getting delayed just long enough to make you anxious.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Ghosts - lose you
Ghosts drop lose you, fragile vocal, indie-electronic heartbeat that kicks in halfway and doesn't kill the sad. The search is a nightmare. Worth it anyway.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogIf you wear this and someone hugs you, that's a real friend. -
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Gardna & Shapes - Snakes & Ladders
Gardna and Shapes on Shogun Audio DnB that sounds like it was made by people who actually go to raves. The MC thing works. UK bass grit dialled in.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Flux Pavilion - U Want Me
Flux Pavilion still making drops that feel like personal attacks. U Want Me is grown-up dubstep that still wants to break your speakers, and it succeeds.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Flux Overload - Violence
Flux Overload called it Violence and keeps the promise. Scantraxx hardstyle with kick drums that cut clean and a melodic hook stuck in my head all day.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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Felix - Don't You Want Me (Delta Heavy Remix)
Felix's Don't You Want Me gets a Delta Heavy makeover, real DnB tension built under an undefeated vocal hook. The drop makes you press play again.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogShips in 3–5 days. The outrage ships immediately.
