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Poilievre Went on Rogan to Audition as America's Landlord-Friendly Neighbour
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre went on Joe Rogan this week to pitch Canada as America’s “resource partner,” which is just “51st state” with better manners. Carney’s polling at +25 approval by telling Trump to kick rocks while Poilievre’s down at -8 trying to sell the country off on a podcast. Canadians don’t want a resource partner — they want a prime minister who doesn’t flinch.
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Aftruu - Where The Rails Hold Us
Aftruu built something patient on Monstercat Silk — melodic house that actually has something to say. The kind of track that rewards not skipping ahead.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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SIMONS, Laminar, VinDon - Samurai (Jonth Remix)
SIMONS, Laminar & VinDon's Samurai Jonth Remix. Slow burn that pays off big. This is proper progressive house.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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SIMONS, Laminar, VinDon - Samurai (Ethera Remix)
SIMONS, Laminar & VinDon's Samurai Ethera Remix takes its time and earns every second. Progressive house for people who actually like music.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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SIMONS, Laminar, VinDon - Samurai (LOSTMYFAITH, SN4B Remix)
SIMONS, Laminar & VinDon's Samurai on mau5trap — the LOSTMYFAITH & SN4B Remix. Slow burn, big payoff. Proper progressive.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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SIMONS, Laminar, VinDon - Samurai (D0mi Remix)
SIMONS, Laminar & VinDon's Samurai gets the D0mi Remix. A slow burn that pays off big — proper progressive house.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogIf you wear this and someone hugs you, that's a real friend. -
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Simon Adams - She Likes To Dance (Instrumental)
Simon Adams' She Likes To Dance instrumental — clean, groovy, and exactly what house music should sound like. Reddit was right about this one.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Sacha Robotti - Roll Call [DIRTYBIRD]
Sacha Robotti's Roll Call on Dirtybird. Proper tech house — not the TikTok kind. He understands the assignment.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Sacha Robotti & Pershard Owens - Don't Forget Me [DIRTYBIRD]
Sacha Robotti & Pershard Owens on Dirtybird with Don't Forget Me. Tech house heater that's been living rent-free. Dirtybird stays cooking.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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Sacha Robotti & Neil Coulon - The Greys [DIRTYBIRD]
Sacha Robotti & Neil Coulon on Dirtybird with The Greys. Tech house that keeps the genre interesting — the bassline is rude.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogShips in 3–5 days. The outrage ships immediately.
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