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S - Dee - Equipment (Demi Kanon & Jesse Jax Remix)
S-Dee's Equipment gets the Demi Kanon & Jesse Jax remix. Hardstyle that rearranges your dental work. Does not negotiate.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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Robert Miles x Travis Scott - Children (VLNRKS Remix) [Wave]
Robert Miles x Travis Scott — Children gets the VLNRKS wave remix and just committed a noise violation. I'm pressing no charges.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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Read more . . . →The guy who sells deodorant sweated through his suit at a Trump rally. Sometimes the meme makes itself.
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Markwayne Mullin Launches Debut Fragrance
Read more . . . →New fragrance just dropped. Scent notes include evasion training, things he can’t discuss in a public forum, and bullshit.
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Rips - 2.5mm Flex (2021)
Rips' 2.5mm Flex is dark, heavy, and absolutely hypnotic. Real dubstep hours.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Riesling & Roet - Too Good
Riesling & Roet's Too Good is deep house done right — warm, hypnotic, and dangerously easy to loop for hours.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogIf you wear this and someone hugs you, that's a real friend. -
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RHR & Skrillex - SYRINX feat. Me Jesmay, Lucas Swatch
RHR & Skrillex on SYRINX with Me Jesmay and Lucas Swatch. This one rattles — exactly what you'd expect from this lineup.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Resonant Language - Eviscerate
Resonant Language making sounds that shouldn't exist but absolutely should. Eviscerate is weird and wonderful.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Accused Rapist Gets His Travel Ban Lifted by Trump's Friends, Posts Selfies
Read more . . . →Andrew Tate is posting nightclub selfies in Hong Kong right now because US right-wing figures close to Trump pressured Romania into lifting his travel ban — the same guy facing rape and trafficking charges in two countries. Meanwhile his associate is bragging about dinner with Barron at Mar-a-Lago on a Netflix documentary, because apparently the first family’s guest list and a sex trafficking indictment aren’t mutually exclusive anymore.
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q100, ØZ, FLO - Plasmatic
q100, ØZ & FLO with heavy, meditative dubstep the genre was built on. Plasmatic gets it.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogShips in 3–5 days. The outrage ships immediately.
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