The title alone earns a post. Melissa I’m Drunk And Outside is the kind of name that tells you the whole story before a single beat drops, and Jay Baptiste backs it up with a track that sounds exactly like a 2am decision you’ll regret in the best possible way. Spinnin put this out and it’s got that big accessible dance energy the label has built an empire on, but the writing has more personality than the average festival filler. It’s playful and a little chaotic, which fits a song literally named after drunk-texting someone from their front lawn. The hook is dumb in the way the best dance hooks are dumb, meaning you’ll be singing it involuntarily by tomorrow morning. I love when dance music has a sense of humor about itself instead of treating every drop like a religious experience. This one knows it’s a party and acts accordingly. Play it at the pre-game, not the funeral. Melissa, wherever you are, this man wrote you a whole single.
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Jay Baptiste - Melissa I'm Drunk And Outside
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