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Under New Management
Read more . . . →His defense lawyer now runs the DOJ. At this point just rename it.
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Thank You for Your Years of Service
Read more . . . →Thirty thousand people woke up at 6 AM to an email signed by nobody. The future of work is getting fired by a distribution list.
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Happy Liberation Day
Read more . . . →One year ago today, they liberated us. The savings should be arriving any minute now.
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New Treatment Available for Coldplay Fans
Read more . . . →If you or a loved one has been affected by Involuntary Coldplay Syndrome, you are not alone. You are, however, wrong.
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Spotify's Fastest-Growing Product Category
Read more . . . →One guy in North Carolina made $8 million streaming this stuff with bots. Spotify’s fix? An opt-in protection tool for real artists. Bold strategy, protecting the people you’re barely paying.
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The $175 Billion Self-Own
Read more . . . →He hired them. They ruled his tariffs illegal. Now he owes $175 billion in refunds. The system works, I guess.
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He's Doing This For You
Read more . . . →Young voters asked for no new wars and lower prices. The White House said you’re welcome, here’s both. Inverted. Enlist today.
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Read more . . . →The guy who sells deodorant sweated through his suit at a Trump rally. Sometimes the meme makes itself.
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Markwayne Mullin Launches Debut Fragrance
Read more . . . →New fragrance just dropped. Scent notes include evasion training, things he can’t discuss in a public forum, and bullshit.
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Winding Down
Read more . . . →The man is sending thousands more Marines to the Gulf while posting about “winding down.” Namaste, I guess.
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