• Ribbon Ceremony

    Ribbon Ceremony

    He’s cutting the ribbon over a pothole that will outlive his term.

    Red ribbon, gold scissors. The crowd smiles because the cameras are here, and the cameras are here because a ceremony is cheaper than asphalt. Fifty years of progress and the pothole is still the only thing in the frame that’s real.

    1 min in. Already a better experience than every Glastonbury main-stage set.

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