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    Someone designed a slot machine cute enough that a kid would carry it to bed.

    It looks like a toy and it was designed to look like a toy. Spinning reels with stars and hearts, and a coin chute that runs from the nursery floor straight to a man in a suit who has never once met the kid. The app costs nothing. The dopamine schedule is the product, and the product ships to a six-year-old. The mascot on the front is load-bearing. Take it off and you’re looking at a casino with a content rating.

    1-min. Faster than skipping past a Coldplay ad on Spotify.

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