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The Widdler - Zero G (Boogie T Remix)
Boogie T gave The Widdler's Zero G teeth without wrecking the mood. The sub drop turns into actual pressure on your sternum.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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She Came from UnitedHealth and Promised Not to Make Trouble
Read more . . . →The CDC has a new director. The last one got fired for disagreeing with RFK Jr. about vaccines — the real kind, the kind that wiped out polio, not the Facebook comment section kind. The replacement is Dr. Erica Schwartz, previously of UnitedHealth Group, where she pulled $850,000 a year. At her confirmation hearing she said vaccines are safe and effective, then dodged every question about whether she’d push back if Kennedy told her otherwise. Said she was “unaware” of some of his policy changes. The whole audition was don’t know anything, don’t push back. The agency she’s inheriting has...
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Paul Oakenfold x Ferry Corsten - Metaverse
Two trance legends made Metaverse in 2026 and it doesn't sound like a nostalgia lap. Oakenfold and Corsten still have it.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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Acyan - PISTON
Acyan's PISTON pumps like a garage engine at 2am, distorted 808s doing serious damage. Turn it down before you regret it.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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Ninajirachi, Porter Robinson - WannaCry
Ninajirachi and Porter Robinson's WannaCry sounds like the internet-nostalgia future the way records did fifteen years ago.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Melodic Techno, Explained (Or: Why Everyone Cries at Afterlife)
Melodic techno explained: the genre that tricked techno-haters into loving techno. Tale of Us, Afterlife, Anyma, and why 40,000 people cry in a field.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogIf you wear this and someone hugs you, that's a real friend. -
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Bruno Furlan - Overdrive
Bruno Furlan's Overdrive rolls on a bassline so elastic we'd trust it at any point in a set. Toolroom tech house done right, no filler.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Mau P - On Again (Butler Remix)
Butler's remix of Mau P's On Again leans even harder into hypnotic tech house rubber, good luck standing still through it.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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Five Lanes, Five Tracks: Your Summer Subgenre Primer
Read more . . . →When did the dancefloor split into five dancefloors? Sometime between June and now, electronic music stopped being one genre and became a whole continent. The Beatport charts look like a census. Every festival stage is its own country with its own dress code. Here’s one track from each lane the summer is running on, for anyone who keeps hearing names they can’t place. 1. Prospa & Cloonee - Free Your Mind Prospa’s live rig meets Cloonee’s low end and what comes out is four minutes of your brain stem being politely relocated. The vocal loop is two words and they...
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He Lost in Court So He Changed the Name
Read more . . . →The Supreme Court told him the tariffs were illegal. So he kept the rates, swapped the legal citation, slapped “forced labor” on the label, and went right back to taxing 99.4% of U.S. imports like nothing happened. Twenty-five state attorneys general filed suit yesterday because they can read a calendar — the old tariffs expired and the new ones showed up at the same rates, on the same goods, the next business day. His own trade rep went on record promising “continuity.” That’s not even a cover story. That’s a guy plagiarizing his own paper after the professor caught him...
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