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Riesling & Roet - Too Good
Riesling & Roet's Too Good is deep house done right — warm, hypnotic, and dangerously easy to loop for hours.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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RHR & Skrillex - SYRINX feat. Me Jesmay, Lucas Swatch
RHR & Skrillex on SYRINX with Me Jesmay and Lucas Swatch. This one rattles — exactly what you'd expect from this lineup.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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Resonant Language - Eviscerate
Resonant Language making sounds that shouldn't exist but absolutely should. Eviscerate is weird and wonderful.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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Accused Rapist Gets His Travel Ban Lifted by Trump's Friends, Posts Selfies
Read more . . . →Andrew Tate is posting nightclub selfies in Hong Kong right now because US right-wing figures close to Trump pressured Romania into lifting his travel ban — the same guy facing rape and trafficking charges in two countries. Meanwhile his associate is bragging about dinner with Barron at Mar-a-Lago on a Netflix documentary, because apparently the first family’s guest list and a sex trafficking indictment aren’t mutually exclusive anymore.
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q100, ØZ, FLO - Plasmatic
q100, ØZ & FLO with heavy, meditative dubstep the genre was built on. Plasmatic gets it.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Bringing the Factories Back Was Always Just a Red Hat
Read more . . . →98,000 manufacturing jobs gone in 12 months. The tariffs that were supposed to bring the factories back got ruled illegal by the Supreme Court, and the government won’t even refund what they took from importers. “Bringing the factories back” was always just a red hat.
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Pitbull - Give Me Everything ft. Ne-Yo, Afrojack, Nayer (RemK Remix)
Pitbull's Give Me Everything gets the RemK remix and it rattles harder than the original had any right to. Ne-Yo & Afrojack still intact.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogLooks like Helvetica. Sounds like a closing argument. -
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Winding Down
Read more . . . →The man is sending thousands more Marines to the Gulf while posting about “winding down.” Namaste, I guess.
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Diplomatic Immunity from Good Taste
Read more . . . →Trump brought up Pearl Harbor to the Japanese PM like it was tight five material. Diplomacy is dead and this man is doing an open casket.
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Open Mic Night at the White House
Read more . . . →Trump told Japan’s PM he didn’t warn allies about the Iran strikes because “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” Diplomacy is dead and its body is doing a tight five at the Chuckle Hut.
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