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Your boss made 341 times what you did last year
Read more . . . →The numbers came in. Median CEO pay hit $29.4 million in 2025 — up 23.2% in a single year. Your salary increase was “held steady” at 3.5%. The CEO pay ratio is now 341:1. Last year it was 300:1. They’re moving faster than inflation, just in the wrong direction. This was the same year that Meta cut 700 workers after paying its executives $921 million. The same year Disney, SNAP, and Cleveland Cliffs announced mass layoffs. The board rooms were handing out bonuses at target while HR was firing off termination emails. Nobody called an emergency shareholder meeting about that...
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Barron's Pen Pal
Read more . . . →The New York Times reports the president’s 20-year-old son has been corresponding with Andrew Tate since 2024. Tate is the accused rapist and human trafficker who got airlifted out of Romanian prosecution onto a Florida tarmac because the manosphere economy demanded his continued podcasting. This is who Barron looks up to. Of course he does. The whole administration is a manosphere group chat with nuclear codes — call women weak, call workers parasites, call due process woke, then tape a four-hour podcast about how a Bugatti makes you a man. The Tates weren’t downstream of the White House. They were...
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Bezos Spent Billions on a Rocket and Built a Slow-Motion Lawn Dart
Read more . . . →Jeff Bezos just stranded a satellite in the wrong orbit because his rocket company couldn’t get the engine right. Blue Origin admitted Monday that a “bad engine” doomed the New Glenn launch over the weekend, leaving the customer’s payload as the world’s most expensive piece of garbage. The richest man on earth — the guy who built an empire on warehouses where workers piss in bottles to make rate — cannot reliably make a rocket go up. He just spent another fortune learning that fact in front of everyone. The mythology around these guys is that they’re visionary builders. Then...
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The Anti-DEI Loyalty Oath Just Became Federal Procurement Policy
Read more . . . →The Trump anti-DEI executive order kicked in yesterday. Every new federal contract over the micro-purchase threshold has to include a clause banning “racially discriminatory DEI activities” — language so vague it works as a loyalty test. Sign it or lose the work. The vagueness is the point. You can’t comply with a standard nobody will define, so you over-comply, sandblast your hiring page, and pray the auditors never ask. Higher-ed diversity officers sued in Maryland on Monday saying the order eats the First Amendment. They’re right and it won’t save anyone on the clock that matters. Contractors with payroll to...
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Cleveland-Cliffs Cuts Another 950 — Seventh Straight Losing Quarter
Read more . . . →Cleveland-Cliffs is shutting mills in Pennsylvania and Illinois and putting 950 more steelworkers on the street at the end of June. That’s on top of the 1,200 they already cut in March. Seventh straight losing quarter, $225 million torched last quarter alone, and CEO Lourenco Goncalves — the guy who spent 2025 on cable news cheerleading Trump’s steel tariffs as the savior of American industry — wants you to know that next quarter is going to be great. Trust him. Here’s the thing the brain trust never figured out: tariffs only save steel if someone still buys the steel. Cars...
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Meta Gives Six Execs $921M Each, Fires 700 Workers The Next Day
Read more . . . →Meta’s board just handed six top executives a new stock package that will pile $921 million onto each of their stacks. Less than 24 hours later, 700 Meta workers got the email. Same company. Same week. Same accountants. The scale breaks your brain if you let it sit. One executive’s new raise alone could keep every single fired worker employed at a solid salary for roughly two decades. There are six of them. Around five and a half billion dollars in fresh comp going to the exact people who decided which 700 families to torch before breakfast. Zuckerberg calls it...
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Whirlpool Begged for the Tariffs. It's Still Shipping Jobs to Mexico.
Read more . . . →Whirlpool wrote the tariff playbook. The company lobbied Washington for appliance duties, praised them at every press event, and publicly backed Trump’s “Liberation Day” schedule because — on paper — it was supposed to kneecap LG and Samsung. Turns out the America First poster child just laid off 341 workers at its Amana, Iowa plant this spring, a plant that had 3,000 people in it five years ago. Union reps say it could be down to 500 by year’s end. Where’s the work going? Mexico. Whirlpool poured over a billion dollars into Mexican facilities and tripled its workforce south of...
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Poilievre Calls Reality 'Fear-Mongering'
Read more . . . →Mark Carney looked at the camera Sunday and said the thing every Canadian already knew in their gut: the Americans aren’t our partners anymore, the relationship is a weakness, and we need to diversify or we’re cooked. Premiers from both parties nodded along. New Brunswick’s Susan Holt called it exactly what it is — a vulnerability. Pierre Poilievre’s response? Carney is “pushing fear.” A grown man who wants to run the country watched a full year of tariffs and betrayals and a customs portal owing businesses $166 billion, and decided the real problem is the Prime Minister being honest about...
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The Dead Don't File Takedowns
Read more . . . →Trump spent Sunday posting a four-minute clip of Frank Sinatra singing “My Way” on Truth Social — no caption, no context, just Ol’ Blue Eyes serenading him from beyond the grave like a hostage video the president filmed himself. Nancy Sinatra, 85 and done with this man, called it sacrilege in four words. She has said in the past that her father loathed Trump. She has said she will never forgive the Americans who voted for him. Neither statement has aged poorly. Grabbing a dead crooner’s catalog and waving it around like a trophy is the oldest move in the...
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Disney's New CEO Marks Day One By Firing 1,000 People
Read more . . . →Josh D’Amaro is two months into the Disney top job and already he’s sent the memo every new CEO sends: we’re cutting 1,000 jobs. Studio, TV, ESPN, Product & Tech. The castmembers who kept the magic running while the C-suite argued about streaming margins are cleaning out their desks so D’Amaro can prove to Wall Street he means business. Nothing says “happiest place on earth” like watching your boss announce your layoff in the third paragraph of a company-wide email. Disney is sitting on a $180 billion market cap. The first real move of the new regime is to squeeze...
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