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Read more . . . →The guy who sells deodorant sweated through his suit at a Trump rally. Sometimes the meme makes itself.
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Markwayne Mullin Launches Debut Fragrance
Read more . . . →New fragrance just dropped. Scent notes include evasion training, things he can’t discuss in a public forum, and bullshit.
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Accused Rapist Gets His Travel Ban Lifted by Trump's Friends, Posts Selfies
Read more . . . →Andrew Tate is posting nightclub selfies in Hong Kong right now because US right-wing figures close to Trump pressured Romania into lifting his travel ban — the same guy facing rape and trafficking charges in two countries. Meanwhile his associate is bragging about dinner with Barron at Mar-a-Lago on a Netflix documentary, because apparently the first family’s guest list and a sex trafficking indictment aren’t mutually exclusive anymore.
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Bringing the Factories Back Was Always Just a Red Hat
Read more . . . →98,000 manufacturing jobs gone in 12 months. The tariffs that were supposed to bring the factories back got ruled illegal by the Supreme Court, and the government won’t even refund what they took from importers. “Bringing the factories back” was always just a red hat.
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Winding Down
Read more . . . →The man is sending thousands more Marines to the Gulf while posting about “winding down.” Namaste, I guess.
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Diplomatic Immunity from Good Taste
Read more . . . →Trump brought up Pearl Harbor to the Japanese PM like it was tight five material. Diplomacy is dead and this man is doing an open casket.
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Open Mic Night at the White House
Read more . . . →Trump told Japan’s PM he didn’t warn allies about the Iran strikes because “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” Diplomacy is dead and its body is doing a tight five at the Chuckle Hut.
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The Money's There, It's Just Not For You
Read more . . . →AT&T’s contract with 9,000 workers expires at midnight tonight. They’re hiking healthcare, outsourcing call centers, and replacing union stores with non-union dealers — while bankrolling a new corporate HQ and March Madness. The money’s there. It’s just not for the people who do the work.
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