• Hiring Process

    Hiring Process

    Two hundred applied. One had the right last name.

    The conveyor never stops and the furnace never cools. Everyone in the line did the courses, the unpaid internship and the four rounds of interviews, and their résumés go in face down. The one that gets pulled out has the same signet ring as the hand holding it.

    1 minute. You read this in less time than Chris Martin says 'thank you, beautiful crowd'.

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