• This Week on coldplaysucks — May 25–31

    We started keeping score. From now on the newsletter opens with what you actually played the most this month, not what we felt like hyping. No view counts, no dashboards — just the order, and from next week, who’s climbing and who’s getting bumped. Consider this the opening bell.

    The Charts

    The inaugural board. Everything’s a debut this week, so nobody’s been knocked off yet — that bloodsport starts next issue.

    1. AVE – Meet Me In The Dark — top of the very first chart. You have taste. Listen →
    2. MXTR & Tyler Garrett – Disconnected — refused to leave the rotation. Listen →
    3. Don Toliver – Cardigan (Knock2 Remix) — the Knock2 flip did its job. Listen →
    4. RL Grime & ISOxo – Jewel — two of the heaviest names in the game, behaving accordingly. Listen →
    5. HEDEGAARD, Arash – Say My Name — snuck into the top five on pure replay value. Listen →
    6. J Ribbon – Man On Fire — earned it. Listen →
    7. Omar Souleyman – Allishiryan — the one nobody saw coming and everybody kept playing. Listen →
    8. Quoone – Don’t Stop — took the title literally. Listen →
    9. SubDocta, Wubbaduck – Wobble Dance — WAKAAN weirdness, charting. Good. Listen →
    10. Surreal – Inbetween — scraped onto the board and we’re glad it did. Listen →

    Track of the Week

    AVE – Meet Me In The Dark

    It’s number one because you put it there, not because we told you to — which is exactly the point of doing this. It’s the kind of track that quietly becomes the one you reach for, and apparently a lot of you reached. Listen →

    The New Drops

    Sixty-three new ones hit the site this week. The split:

    Electronic (27) — the big tent did most of the heavy lifting, as usual.

    Drum & Bass (13) — second place and not even close for the runner-up. DnB had a week.

    House (9) / Deep House (6) — four-on-the-floor stayed busy on both ends of the temperature scale.

    Trance (8) — hands stayed in the air, led by Above & Beyond – 1001 (Live From ABGT200) doing exactly what an ABGT moment should.

    Experimental Bass (6) / Hardstyle (6) — the weird and the relentless, tied. Chozen b2b Noetika – Live Red Rocks Set for the former, D-Charged – RE:WIND for the latter.

    Also banged this week:

    • 2ACES & Josh Le Tissier – Like Home — clean. Listen →
    • Benda & Z3LLA – Sleepless — dubstep that earns the title. Listen →
    • Don Jamal – Breaking Through — deep dubstep, low and patient. Listen →

    See you next week — when the chart finally has arrows. Coldplay still sucks.

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