• The Layoffs Didn't Even Work

    They told you the robot was coming for your job. Eighty percent of companies deploying AI cut workers this year, and a Gartner study of 350 firms just confirmed what anyone with a calculator already suspected: the cuts didn’t boost returns at all. The companies that fired the most people got nothing for it. No productivity miracle, no margin bump, just a smaller payroll and the same balance sheet. They torched 184,000 jobs this year chasing a number that never showed up.

    And here’s the part that should make you throw something. Sam Altman — the guy selling the robot — stood up at a summit in India and admitted companies are blaming AI for layoffs they were going to do anyway. The technology is the alibi, not the reason. When a developer actually sits down with these tools, a randomized trial found they take 19% longer to finish the work. So the official story is that a machine which slows people down replaced workers and somehow saved money, and the man who built the machine says even that story is a cover for plain old cost-cutting.

    This is the oldest trick in the book wearing a new hoodie. Bosses have always wanted to pay fewer people less money, and every generation they find a fresh excuse — offshoring, restructuring, a merger, now a chatbot. The workers didn’t underperform. The software didn’t outperform. Somebody just wanted the line to go up and decided your rent was the thing standing in the way. Remember that the next time a CEO blames the algorithm. The algorithm didn’t sign the layoff notice. He did.

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