UK Garage with a Monstercat budget and it works way better than I expected. That bassline is obnoxious in the best way. You will move.
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Synthetic & CLV - Funk Star (Be Polite)
1 min in. Already a better experience than every Glastonbury main-stage set.
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The Upbeats - Haunted
Sep 2026 —
The Upbeats' Haunted is neurofunk built like a horror sound designer got hold of a break. It wants your attention, not your hands in the air.