• SoFi's Workers Had to Threaten the World Cup to Get Paid

    The people who run concessions at SoFi Stadium — the cooks, the dishwashers, the bartenders, the cashiers — voted 96 percent to strike a week before the World Cup rolled into town. Days later they had a tentative deal with Legends Hospitality. Quick, clean, almost civilized. Until you stop and ask why it took the single biggest event that building will ever host to get a few thousand people a contract they should have had already.

    They didn’t get heard because someone in management woke up fair. They got heard because they happened to be standing on the one patch of ground a billion people were about to stare at. Nobody negotiates with a dishwasher. Everybody negotiates with a dishwasher who can turn the concourse dark on opening day. That’s the entire trick, and it’s the only card a service worker has left — the power to embarrass something expensive at exactly the wrong moment. Take the timing away and that same deal evaporates into another year of “we’ll revisit it next quarter.”

    And here’s the part that should stick in your throat: one of their demands wasn’t about money at all. They asked FIFA to keep ICE and Border Patrol off the property — to guarantee that the people frying your food don’t get grabbed at their own jobs during a soccer match. That’s the country now. The folks pouring beer at the World Cup are bargaining for the right to finish a shift without being disappeared. They won this week, because they had a tournament to hold hostage. Everyone who doesn’t have a World Cup parked on top of their workplace is still waiting for someone to notice they exist.

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