• Procurement Art

    Procurement Art

    Fourteen thousand dollars and it still can’t find a nail.

    The cushion is red velvet. The case is museum glass. And the thing on display is a claw hammer from any hardware store, eleven dollars with tax. Somebody in procurement signed that up to fourteen thousand, and then everybody went to lunch. The museum-goers walking past it are having a better afternoon than the taxpayers who bought it, which is usually how government spending works.

    1 min in. Already a better experience than every Glastonbury main-stage set.

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