• Performance Review

    Performance Review

    Record profits. The ottoman has a mortgage.

    Every earnings call uses the word “growth” like it grew itself. Somebody drew that line, and in this picture he’s the one with the bruises and a back that doubles as a coffee table. The whiskey glass alone costs more than his shift. The red in the chart is the same red on his shirt, and nobody in the room is going to mention that. The stock price does not have feelings. The footstool does.

    1 min on this. Less time than the wait for the drop in a Coldplay 'banger'.

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