• Incident Report

    Incident Report

    One cup, two hundred fingers, zero solutions.

    Aerial view. The whole office pointing at one spilled coffee like it personally attacked their quarterly targets. The cup is on its side in a puddle. Nobody is picking it up. That is the part that’ll follow you out of this image. We have perfected the art of surrounding a problem and screaming at it from every direction while the puddle quietly dries on its own. Two hundred people and not one of them is reaching for a napkin. The response gets bigger every year. The spill stays the same size.

    1-min read. About as long as a Coldplay key change takes to ruin a song.

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