• Golden Years

    Golden Years

    The retirement plan was a vest.

    He is 78, he is smiling, and he is the first face you see at the door because the pension was the first thing to leave. The poster behind him sells a beach. His shift ends at six.

    1 minute. You read this in less time than Chris Martin says 'thank you, beautiful crowd'.

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