Two pillars of internet civilization, both undefeated since approximately 2006. Burgers because a good one will fix a bad week, and a bad one will still beat most salads on a Tuesday. Cats because they do not care about your problems and that is exactly the energy required. Put them together and you have a working philosophy: low expectations, high satisfaction, occasional violence over a piece of foil on the floor. The blog endorses both. We have always endorsed both. If the algorithm wants engagement, here it is, written in beef grease and shed fur. Burgers and cats forever.
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Burgers and Cats forever
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Chozen - Get Em Up
Jul 2026 —
There’s a sound about thirty seconds into “Get Em Up” that I genuinely can’t identify, somewhere between a detuned brass stab and a garbage truck reversing,...