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Timmy Trumpet - Not A Place (feat. Oaks) [MaRLo Remix]
MaRLo's remix of Timmy Trumpet's Not A Place is festival-gloss and nothing else. Loud, shiny, gone from my head by tomorrow.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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Thoughts and Prayers, Palletized
Read more . . . →Fully stocked. The cart by the door is the aid. Every disaster gets the same shipment. The forklift never stops, the shelves are stacked to the roof, and the one cart with actual bandages and water is parked by the exit like an afterthought. Inventory management is apparently the only part of the response anyone budgets for.
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Silver Bullet, Jess Cullity - Watching You
Silver Bullet and Jess Cullity's Watching You is flawless, weightless, and instantly forgettable. Fine is a problem on this blog.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestWhat you missed this week, minus the corporate emo. -
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Route 94 - 4Get The Girl (Samm Remix)
Samm strips Route 94's 4Get The Girl to the skeleton and rebuilds it for 1am in a loud room. Real damage, generic breakdown.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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Primate & Nersha - Gravity
Primate and Nersha's Gravity is Monstercat DnB by the numbers — flawless, frictionless, forgettable. Craft with zero fingerprint.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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Wounded and Confused Is Not a Foreign Policy
Read more . . . →Pierre Poilievre went to New York last week to go on CNBC and tell Americans that Canadians feel “wounded” and “confused” by Trump’s tariffs. That’s the pitch. That’s the whole strategy from the man who wants to run the country. Fly to the city where the guy tariffing you keeps a gold tower, get on his favourite channel, and describe your entire population as hurt and bewildered. I’ve seen better negotiating posture from a kid who got his lunch money taken and went back to say “that really stung, man, could you maybe not?” Meanwhile Carney is in Strasbourg pitching...
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DJ Rob Fabrie - Make Some Noise (weirdtechnogirlfriend & PAUL LE BÁY Remake)
Read more . . . →The remake keeps the original’s air-raid-siren lead and drops it into a harder, faster chassis that hits like a caffeine overdose. This is “Make Some Noise” rebuilt by weirdtechnogirlfriend and PAUL LE BÁY, and it lives in that hyperactive zone where trance, techno and rave nostalgia all crash into each other around 150 BPM. The kick is enormous and dry, the kind that physically shoves air, and over it that siren synth just screams. There’s a rave whistle in the breakdown that’s either genius or a war crime and I genuinely cannot decide which, which is exactly the right reaction...
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Particle - Coming Down
Particle's Coming Down slows its own heartbeat mid-track and completely changes the temperature of the room. My neighbors know the drop by now.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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P3PPER, Jibaan - Again (In My Mind)
Read more . . . →If you write off everything on NCS as faceless gaming-video fuel, Again (In My Mind) is the kind of track that argues back. P3PPER and Jibaan turn in a melodic electronic cut with a vocal hook that’s genuinely stuck in my head, that half-sung “in my mind” refrain looping long after I’d closed the tab. NCS gets dismissed as a copyright-free content mill, and plenty of it is exactly that, but every so often the label puts out something that would hold its own on a proper release. This is one. The production is bright and clean, the drop trades...
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Strawman Bonfire
Read more . . . →The town is on fire. The town is also thrilled, because they finally got the scarecrow. Somebody built the enemy out of straw and the whole square turned out to watch it burn. Behind them every house is already gone. Nobody looks back, because looking back means admitting the scarecrow never lit a single match.
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