• Violet Hill turns 18 and it still can't pull off being angry

    18 years ago today, Coldplay released “Violet Hill.” It still sucks.

    The idea was a war protest song — guitar distortion, Chris Martin attempting something like a growl. What they delivered sounds like someone who found out they were double-charged at Starbucks. Pouty and vaguely betrayed. The Iraq War was still going and Coldplay’s big political statement involved mumbling about priests with poison while being exactly as threatening as a passive-aggressive Post-it note.

    2008 was a great year for music. Here’s what you should have been listening to while Coldplay was practicing their frowns:

    1-min read. About as long as a Coldplay key change takes to ruin a song.

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    Nov 2026 — Sota & Circadian with Deaf Havana: Sleep Forever is a heavy one. Big emotions, bigger drops. Do not play at bedtime. Seriously good.
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