• Trump Posted Himself as Jesus and Even His Evangelicals Said No

    Donald Trump posted an image of himself as Jesus Christ — not a supporter’s fan art, not a meme someone else made, from his own account — and for the first time in a decade, his Evangelical and Catholic base actually flinched. Major allies publicly called it blasphemous. The post got deleted. That’s the rarest thing in American politics right now: Trump backing down because the people who built his coalition told him he went too far.

    Here’s what “too far” means for this crowd. Kids in cages? Fine. Tariffs cratering the economy? God’s plan. Bragging about grabbing women? Locker room talk. But photoshopping yourself as the Son of God — that’s where the line is. The line wasn’t cruelty or corruption. It was brand confusion. The Evangelicals didn’t break with Trump over policy. They broke with him because he tried to cut them out of their own story.

    The post is gone but the instinct behind it isn’t. Trump has spent years letting his base build a messianic narrative around him and finally decided to say the quiet part out loud. Turns out the one thing you can’t do in American Christianity is skip the middleman.

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