• Trump Fires Bondi For Not Being Corrupt Enough, Installs His Personal Lawyer

    Pam Bondi got fired as Attorney General today because she wasn’t prosecuting enough of Trump’s personal enemies. Read that again. The top law enforcement officer in the country lost her job because she didn’t weaponize the Justice Department fast enough. Trump wanted a hitman and Bondi was only willing to be an accomplice. Not loyal enough for the loyalty cult.

    And the replacement? Todd Blanche — Trump’s personal defense lawyer from his criminal trials — now running the DOJ as acting AG. The guy whose entire legal career peaked at keeping one man out of prison is now in charge of federal law enforcement for 330 million people. They’re not even pretending anymore. The Department of Justice is officially the Department of Protecting Donald Trump, and the only qualification for the job is proving you’d take a bullet for him in court. This is what a captured government looks like, and half the country is cheering it on because their guy is the one holding the leash.

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