Title is a vibe and a mission statement. Turn the lights off, turn this up, and disappear for four minutes. That’s the whole plan.
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Toby Rose, One Trick Pony - Turn The Lights Off
1 min. About as long as it takes Chris Martin to find a falsetto.
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$133 Billion and a Three-Minute Call
Aug 2026 —
Microsoft posted $133.7 billion in net profit this year. Up thirty-one percent. Then they fired 3,200 Xbox workers, some of them in three-minute phone calls from...