Sub Sonik named a hardstyle track ‘99 Problems (But My Kick Ain’t One)’ and I have no notes. The kick is genuinely insane. Jay-Z would be confused but respectful.
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Sub Sonik - 99 PROBLEMS (But My Kick Ain't One)
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