• Budget Shopping

    Budget Shopping

    Support the troops. Specifically, the troop who sold this bolt.

    Shopping cart in a military hangar. One bolt inside. $900,000 on the price tag. The bolt is maybe two inches long. The tag is the size of a luggage label. Fighter jets parked behind him like set dressing for a purchase nobody will audit. The man in the suit is pushing the cart with the self-assurance of someone whose expense reports have never once been questioned. Nobody in this building will be asked to justify the number on that tag. The jets cost more than the town they’re supposed to protect, and the guy pushing the cart looks like he’s having a perfectly normal Tuesday at the hardware store where nothing costs less than a house.

    1-min read. About as long as a Coldplay key change takes to ruin a song.

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