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Fcukers - Beatback
Fcukers - Beatback. Kenneth Blume and Dylan Brady made the nastiest club track of 2026. Surveillance footage of a dancer losing it. Same energy.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestOne email per week with the tracks worth your time. No spam, no Coldplay. -
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Flying Lotus - IN THE FOREST
Flying Lotus - IN THE FOREST. FlyLo made an EP with zero loops — every bar different. BIG MAMA is 13 minutes of hyperfast chaos and this is where it goes off the rails.Read more . . . →Subscribe →Weekly digestSundays. One email. Zero ballads from white guys in beanies. -
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Trump’s New "N Word" Moment Lands With Silence
Read more . . . →... Tuesday, President Donald Trump took the stage. He, too, raised eyebrows with some of his remarks. “I’ve never walked into a room so silent before,” the president said. The 79-year-old, who avoided the military draft multiple times, then gave his own rambling address, ranting about everything from President Joe Biden’s autopen to his own love of the word “tariffs” and the threat of nuclear weapons. “I call it the N word. There are two N words and you can’t use either of them,” Trump said. The audience remained awkwardly silent. - Daily Beast on Sept 30, 2025 Even his...
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Spot the difference: picnic vs tidal wave. Crowd game not even close. #NoKingsMarch
Spot the difference: picnic vs tidal wave crowd. #NoKingsMarch. Not even close.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogSome shirts are statements. This one is a verdict. -
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Modern art or crowd control? DC’s got maze energy
Modern art or crowd control? DC has maze energy. Hard to tell the difference lately.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogMade for people who left the room during Yellow. -
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When Your Commanding Officer’s Midlife Crisis Arrives In a Tiny Tank (and a Party Hat)
Read more . . . →There are bad days at work, and then there are parade-in-the-pouring-rain-wearing-a-party-hat-on-a-toy-tank days. I present to you: The senior officer cosplay no one asked for. This image is a masterclass in existential military comedy. Here’s a guy who’s collected more medals than competent subordinates, decked out in full regalia…and yet, in a cruel twist of parade fate (or maybe Amazon Prime's "surprise me" feature), he’s been assigned command not of a battalion, but of a glorified kiddie ride that looks like it rolled off a carnival midway during monsoon season. And, just to twist the proverbial knife, he’s forced to wear the...
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When Your Military Parade Shows Up Like a Knockoff: Wish.com vs Reality
Read more . . . →This one goes out to anyone who's ever gambled on a too-good-to-be-true deal from Wish.com and ended up with something, well… less than advertised. You know the setup: what you see online is a masterpiece, but what lands on your doorstep looks like it survived a hurricane and a budget cut. Exhibit A: The Military Parade Edition. The meme above sums it up perfectly. On top, you’ve got the grand spectacle—China’s parade in Tiananmen Square. We’re talking drone-level synchronization, stadium-sized crowds in color-coordinated phalanxes, and enough patriotic spectacle to power a Marvel movie’s climax. There’s a float with Mao and...
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Big Beautiful Bill Clinton
Big Beautiful Bill Clinton. The post says everything the title says.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogThree words. One opinion. Cotton. -
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This is Trumperica
This is Trumperica. Video says it all.Read more . . . →Get the tee →Support the blogWhat if your laundry was also a personality? -
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Tips for Apple Intelligence (if you're out of intelligence)
Read more . . . →So you've heard about the new Siri feature, Apple Intelligence, and you're ready to dive in and make the most of it. But what if you're feeling a bit, well, lacking in the intelligence department? Don't worry, we've got you covered with some tips to help you navigate this new technology like a pro (even if you're feeling a bit like a tech newbie). Speak Clearly, Siri is a Good Listener First things first, when interacting with Apple Intelligence, make sure to speak clearly and enunciate your words. Siri may be smart, but she's not a mind reader (yet)....
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